someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
just because a television show doesn’t actively address a specific issue doesn’t mean they’re actively avoiding it either. you know what happens when you try to stuff every possible social debate under the sun into one show?
you get glee.
that’s what happens.
And absolutely no one wants Glee.
oh my god one of the little kids at the camp i work at made a game called wreck it ralph tag
basically theres one wreck it ralph whos it and when they tag someone they shout ‘IM GONNA WRECK IT’ and the person who got tagged has to crumble like a building and sit and wait for a fix it felix (which is who ever isnt either it or crumbled) to come along and tap them ten times with their hammer to fix them
OH MY GOD THAT IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE